gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr
"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"
❌ False
The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.
"those are his hooves, bitch."
✅ True
Those are his hooves, bitch.
I love that post going around where people act like conservatives are uniquely vulnerable to agreeing with ideology they're otherwise extremely opposed to as long as it's dressed up in rightist language as though 3/4 of the people here don't fall for extremely reactionary shit polished with progressive talking points every other week
the super bowl has been delayed because one of the quarterbacks got a boner and needs it to go down
*sassy gay friend from a 90s sitcom voice* Well, Mr. Emperor, I wouldn't mind having a 'heavenly man-date' of my own







